kazblogsandstuff: cabradine: cakeballseverpee: Do colors have fandoms Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome I totally ship it with turquoise I ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW): Unpopular opinion fuckyeahcolorconfessions.tumblr.com
I think I need me a girl– Taeyang (via mywanderingseoul)
Grey contacts with a grey/silver streak in my hair Just an idea
I finally saw the Avengers. I wanna see it again…
me: better check my phone for messages from friends
me: *after checking phone*
me: better get friends
I hate looking at my life from afar. I don’t like what I see. …let’s try to fix that… SIGH
No Dad, I do not appreciate you seeing my depression, using it against me, and then expanding it into a generalizable diagnosis of INABILITY TO FUNCTION AS A NORMAL HUMAN BEING. This week I’ve… worked 4 hours a day changing 3 year-olds’ clothes, chasing them in the heat, settling fights, and staying calm while being screamed at had 3 dental fillings, which took nearly two...
I love it when my father insinuates there’s something seriously, horribly wrong with both my brother and I… …for two very different reasons… …on the same day… …when by most standards, we’re going above and beyond what’s expected of us. The only thing bad my dad can find to say about me is that I get up at 10:00 or 11:00 “when the rest...
When you're thinking about really inappropriate...
most-awkward-moments: You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
thedandyunderworld: Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
4 weeks ago: single
3 weeks ago: single
Last week: single
Next week: single
Next month: single
Next year: single
Next decade: single
Next life: single
One of my followers called me handsome.
pathwalker: Well, if three people having sex is a threesome, two people having sex is a two-some, then I guess I’m handsome.
someassemblingrequired: im-the-doctor-and-i: ...
mom: what if your future husband doesn't like your favorite band then what
me: why wouldn't he like his own music mom
me when my friends are sad: basically becomes a psychiatrist
my friends when im sad: ok
Friend: I had a dream, you were in it.
Me: Yeah?! What happened?
Friend: I was in a building and suddenly I realized I could fly.
Friend: So I started flying through buildings.
Me: That is beautiful.
Friend: Then I flew to Vegas, and you started flying with me.
Me: Wow. That sounds so relaxing.
Friend: And then pyramid head showed up.
Me: WAIT WHAT!?
Still haven't seen the Avengers
THIS IS SUCH A PROBLEM BLAAAAAAAH